Kindergarten stories

I have recently started my second rotation for classroom observations and it is at an elementary school. I was terrified the first day. All these little monsters running around expecting you to know what to do. Once they got used to be being in class with them it wasn't so bad. Actually it's quite comical. I have equated the kindergarten class to putting 70 puppies in a gym and letting them run loose. They are cute, funny, and full of energy. They also whine and taddle all the time! Anyway, I have noticed a certain obsession all of the boys have with a certain part of their body. This one little boy took it to new extremes when he pulled down his pants and said, "LOOK AT MY WIENER!!!". I had no clue what to do so I ran over to him to shield the other students from his view. I just told him to pull up his pants because I was pretty sure I couldn't touch him. He was then sent to the office to have a talk with the counselor. Yay for little boys!